Anecdotes about the “homos americanus”

The Americans have found a new axis of evil and we all have to help them for the greater good. Kathrina, the tsunami at the south east pacific area and even the floods and avalanches in Europe have proofed the real enemy the real axis of evil goes thru the poles “nein Magda und flo nicht Polen” . Yes it is a matter of fact even uranium is supplied from the earth to the Irans. Therefore my request to all people who where tortured from her. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!! Against this new threat. There’s just one way how to stop global warning, we have to kill the reason for it, the earth! Our planet is too small for both of us humans and the earth.

My new friends here are fighting already back. First I was wondering why the most advanced culture on this planet is using such old technology. Why they don’t leave there safe buildings and when than just to run as quick as possible to the next safe place, the car. Even when I stupid as I was, was thinking they have here probably the best weather you can just imagine. Once I thought maybe all Texans are vampires, killed by the sun. But no! Now we have to understand, we are being attacked! The world outside isn’t safe anymore.

Here they know the only safe air you can inhale has to come out of an Air Conditioning. At best from a really old loud one, because these are our real weapons against our new aggressor.

Here in Texas the people also drive their car to the next bar which is about 200m away from there flat even when the way from the parking lot to the bar or from the flat is more than 200m. Neighbor I am proud of you! You are my hero. Even when he fell asleep at his way back in front of the traffic lights, but it was at least 20 sec red! But this is the spirit which we need, to kill our tormentor!

Einschub für meine Geschwister ein Tipp furs leben niemals Schlaftabletten nehmen wenn ihr noch in der Bar seid, sowas nimmt man, wenn überhaupt, erst wenn man schon zu Hause ist.

Für alle Texaner die deutsch können, am besten gleich die ganze Packung!

But here another useful hint for all the people out there, you can’t trust earth anymore. If you want vitamins eat pills. And if you really think you still have to eat vegetables be sure they haven’t ever seen daylight, and as mentioned vitamins come for pills not vegetables!

Naja das war ein kleiner Ausflug in die Amerikanische Mentalität, und dieser scheiß hat tatsächlich einen wahren hintergrund. Ein Aspekt den weder Hofstede noch Hofstadler als kulterelle Eigenheit jemals angeführt haben. Und ich war ziemlich schockiert, weiß aber nicht was mich mehr schockiert hat in der Vorlesung mal was neues interessantes zu hören oder die amerikanische Einstellung die sich wie ich meine von der Östereichischen doch äußerst unterscheidet. Während es in Österreich ein bestreben ist im Einklang mit der Natur zu leben. Oder wie meine Mutter dich ich ganz lieb grüßen will “Ich Liebe dich” (Na für alle Mädls da draußen is das nicht mal was ein Mann der zu seinen Gefühlen steht Tel.Nr.: (940) 597 5184)Wie man in den Wald hineinschreit so kommt es zurück. Versucht der Amerikaner die Natur durch immer neue Technologie zu beherschen bzw. zu versklaven. Ich wundere mich nur wenn er das versucht warum ist hier so viel Technology im Vergleich zu Europa so veraltet?

But I wanna end this essay to say also something good about the citizens here in Texas, the people here are probably the most friendly people I have ever met. Maybe they are superficial but who cares I don’t want to marry everyone of them. Girls please remember my number!

Cheers aus der “neu, veralteten” Welt

PS.: The Car you can see under this post is a Mustang Cobra (650 Horse Power) driven by a 19 year old, who wasn't able to park it backwards in front of the Hooters.