Caribbean & the jungle in Texas

Last week I met some ITV’ler in Cancun. Sorry I have to admit I haven’t taken a single picture. Anyway who wants to see pictures can do so on Heitzi’s and Spitzi’s blog.
http://picasaweb.google.de/spitzi.unterwegs/ElCarBe
What happened in Cancun was awesome. Ohh since the Caribbean it’s funny I still feel bad to say awesome but I love the word cunt (Cheers Liam old fucking Skullfucker) they love the word here, or at least I love it and I love to watch their shocked faces. Anyhow I met Spitzi and Heitzi in Cancun as start for a 5 days long Weekend. Cancun, a City which is known as the number one spot, where you have to be during Spring-Break. White Sand Beaches, Party and Drunken Americans. Fortunately or unfortunately however your interests are it wasn’t Spring-Break. That means no Drunken Americans. But still White Sand Beaches, Palms and turquoise Water (So ein Scheiß wort zum schreiben, Turkish water würd viel leichter aus Hand fallen). And Austrian drinking habits – very important.

Ok I have to admit I missed a bite not feeling as my IQ is really 140. Some German girls immediately took the piss out of me just because I haven’t known where I am. Come on I’m from Texas babes I don’t have to know where I am. But I conducted a proper research in one of my sophisticated Intercultural classes. And now I know perfectly where I was. Yukatan must be somewhere in the south, almost on the border to Mechico or however this state in the south is called.

For sure it is near the border, their English was even worse than ours. Babe’s I’m from Texas I know everythink even that thing and think means almost the same.

Anyway after I made use of my brand-new Spanish skills, to find the way to the citycenter with the Bus system (Public Transport I haven’t known that something like this still exist. Ok I admit I missed it a little bit just a tiny little bit. But here in Texas we believe in V8 for everyone, just to help people like my parents saving some money for heating. At least 1 to 2 degrees Fahrenheit will come from us. Cheers dudes! But this is another story)

Now I want to tell about the Caribbean. I met Spitzi and Heitzi for one night in Cancun at the citycenter. They had a warm welcome in a warm country. Mexican beer, Tequila and a worm were on the menu, some of us even fall in love with Bull-Milk. And so I was prepared for the CoCo Bongo. A breathtaking Nigthclub / Theater. Now I know what all the big names in show business (Beetlejuice, Spiderman, Travolta, Madonna, Beyonce, and Michael Jackson himself are doing to earn some extra pesos, but now Michael looks a bit like a Mexican maybe that’s they newest trend in Hollywood. Anyhow they work in the Coco Bongo. My personal favorite was the Minime from Beetlejuice. What else happened I got roped by the police. Verdammt nichtmal in Mexico is trinken in der Öffentlichkeit erlaubt, nichtmal Bier. But yeah the police just wanted money and ok I gave them a 15 bucks tip I hadn’t more with me anyway.

But than I lost a bit my memorio but a picture from Spitzi proofs somebody was keen enough to buy me a pizza and to asleep at almost the some time. It would be nice to send me that picture or Spitzi if I were you I would put my work of art as your picture on Facebook.

Oh fuck I got addicted to Facebook, I want to be able to buy the Bat Mobil unfortunately I need 500,000 points for it so If you are on Facebook, just add me as friend, than I will send you an invitation for Petrol Head than you add this application and I will receive 1000 Points. I already have 26000 I just need about ~ voiviel points more to get it. I don’t care if you really know me or not. Just add me so that I can invite you. Also tell all your friends to do so.

Ok back to the Caribbean after this night I come back to me some hours later when we were already in Chichen Itza to show them a real wonder of the world – insider -.
After we had left this culture scene. Which yes as real Texan I didn’t really feel well there. We met Markus with some other Exchange Students from Cuernavaca. At probably the best beach I have ever seen and 27°C warm turquoise water. Small huts directly on the beach, almost no electricity and a panorama Window in the shower with sea view. Österreicher Herz was willst du mehr als diesen Anblick sogar am Klo.
Unfortunately, I just was there for three days. Than one more day of snorkeling on the isla mujeres and back to Denton, TX. Oh it was hard back here but some drunken nights brought me over it.

But it is also possible to find some nature in Texas. Ok it isn’t the real Rainforest but they tried their best and it still was funny, even when they told me I’m to old for ballon – Animal - Hats. Texas we have our own way to be in the nature. Pictures: http://picasaweb.google.de/Schmidinger666